Turkey tales and other Thanksgiving mishaps
Pop-up timers that never popped -- because the turkey was upside down. Giblet gravy poured down the sink by a helpful guest.
Unsweetened pumpkin pies. Apple pie sprinkled with Italian herbs. A critter swimming in the whipped cream.
And our favorite: You mean you're supposed to bake the cornbread batter before you use it to stuff the turkey?